Remember when Everton looked dead and buried a few weeks back? Scrap that. They're alive, kicking, and just put three past a Chelsea side that looked utterly shell-shocked. Beto, the summer signing from Udinese, bagged two goals – his first multi-goal game in an Everton shirt, and the first for any Toffee this season. That’s a stat that tells you everything about their struggles finding the net. But against Chelsea, things clicked.
Chelsea, fresh off their Champions League humiliation, arrived at Goodison Park looking for a response. They didn't get one. Instead, they got a masterclass in direct, aggressive football from Sean Dyche's men. The opening goal came from a corner, always a good sign for a Dyche team. James Tarkowski, a rock all afternoon, rose highest to nod home in the 53rd minute. Simple stuff, but effective. And it set the tone.
Here's the thing: Chelsea looked devoid of ideas. They had 65% possession but did absolutely nothing with it. Enzo Fernández, bought for £106 million, was invisible. Raheem Sterling tried to make things happen, but he was a lone wolf. They managed just four shots on target all game, a paltry return for a team with their attacking talent. Mauricio Pochettino has a monumental job on his hands. This isn't just a blip; it's a pattern.
**Beto's Big Day and Chelsea's Big Problem**
Then came Beto. His first was a poacher's finish in the 78th minute. A scramble in the box, a loose ball, and he was there to poke it home. It wasn't pretty, but it was effective. And it showed a hunger that Chelsea completely lacked. His second, just five minutes later, was the icing on the cake. A well-worked move, a cross into the box, and Beto was there again to head it past Robert Sánchez. Goodison erupted. The 3-0 scoreline felt earned, not lucky.
This win lifts Everton clear of the immediate relegation scrap, at least for now. They're up to 15th, on 16 points, and suddenly there's a bit of breathing room. More importantly, it shows they can turn it on against bigger teams. They beat Arsenal 1-0 earlier in the season, remember? They're not a pushover, despite what the league table might suggest. Dyche has instilled a fight in this team that was missing under Frank Lampard.
My hot take? This Chelsea squad, as currently constructed, won't finish in the top half of the Premier League. They're too disjointed, too expensive, and too fragile. The talent is there in bits and pieces, but there's no cohesion. They've now lost three of their last five league games, including a 4-1 thrashing by Brighton and this 3-0 humiliation. That's not a blip; it's a full-blown crisis.
Beto's double was more than just a couple of goals; it was a statement. It said Everton aren't going down without a fight. It said they have players who can step up when it matters. And it absolutely hammered home the point that Chelsea are in a truly dire state.
I predict Everton will finish 12th this season, comfortably clear of danger, while Chelsea will be lucky to scrape into the top ten.